Can we have a Report function so I can report Elro, please? I suppose you will need a reason to ban him - well, for one thing, Elro is clearly an anagram of 'Lero', which obviously refers to his general demeanour and intimidation tactics.
I would also like to report Carla for having opinions different to my own, and Bionicgoat for his posts, which are often delusional, and do not represent reality, as I see it.
Also, Cracka is too happy for my liking. Everybody else is close to the borderline of acceptability. Base Ogre, I tell you.
... the ... Well, that is just about the most vulgar thing I've ever heard! I'm reporting you for the use of extreme profanity. I'm also reporting you for trying to mislead the forum with the use of multiple identities. That's right! I'm on to you, Underground Boy. Or should I say, Buster Ranean! Or should I say, Subterranean! Ah ha! See, thought you could fool us, didn't you. Well, think again, Buster!
Occurred between 2:45PM (6/24) and 2:45PM (7/24) - 34 Harvard Avenue
Victim reports that while his bike was locked up in the basement storage his bike tires were stolen. The bike was also bent at the frame from the suspect trying to yank the bike from the pole where it was secured. The bike had last been seen in mid June and the costthis item is unknown.
Occurred between 10PM (7/23) and 6PM (7/24)- 87 Centre Street
Victim stated he last saw his bike on a bike rack with a secure wire lock attached to it. The bike and the lock were gone the next morning. The value of the bike is unknown.
Occurred at 3p.m. (6/29)- 204 Chestnut Street
A woman reported that her childs bike, a blue and white Mongoose; had been stolen from 204 Chestnut Street at around 3pm on June 28th. The bike was valued at $200.
Occurred at 1:50p.m.(6/29)- 400 Washington Street
A victim came into the station to report a stolen green Trek Antelope 800 bicycle. The victim stated he left his bike unlocked at
400 Washington Street and unattended for several hours. Upon his return his bicycle was gone. The bike was valued at around $100.
Occurred at 10:50p.m. (6/29)- 419 Washington Street
A victim reported a stolen 18 speed red and gray Mongoose bicycle. The victim said he locked the bike at around 8pm. Upon his return at 10:50pm the bike was missing. The bike was valued at $250.
... the ... Well, that is just about the most vulgar thing I've ever heard! I'm reporting you for the use of extreme profanity. I'm also reporting you for trying to mislead the forum with the use of multiple identities. That's right! I'm on to you, Underground Boy. Or should I say, Buster Ranean! Or should I say, Subterranean! Ah ha! See, thought you could fool us, didn't you. Well, think again, Buster!
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Each and every report is taken extremely seriously, and sets into motion a long and thorough investigative process. Sentences are evaluated and deconstruted in our state-of-the-art lab. Meticulous dissection of posts and complete background checks are ordered on the offender. We may have to conduct random strip searches if the problem gets out of hand. Be prepared for shakedowns at your home or work locations. Be aware that every precaution and measure possible will be taken to ensure you the posters security and peace of mind is protected. We want you to feel comfortable and safe! Strip searches begin at 0100.
I'll just stand back at a safe distance and laugh while old Brutus strip-searches you all. :D I have immunity papers signed by the cheif report inspection officer, so I'm free from all that. *whistles happily and skips off*
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is just about the most vulgar thing I've ever heard! I'm reporting you for the use of extreme profanity. I'm also reporting you for trying to mislead the forum with the use of multiple identities. That's right! I'm on to you, Underground Boy. Or should I say, Buster Ranean! Or should I say, Subterranean! Ah ha! See, thought you could fool us, didn't you. Well, think again, Buster!
