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Reasons why dogs are better than cats:


Dogs help blind people.

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A dog can't give someone Toxoplasma.

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Dogs are all about Fe and Si.

"Can we go for a ride in the car? Wow, we're going for a ride in the car! Hey, look at me guys, I'm in the car!"
"This stick smells soooo interesting!"
"Guys! Look! It's a butterfly! Wow, look at the butterfly!"
"Do you have chicken? Ooh, I love chicken. Can I have some? Pleeeease, can I have some?"

-- Edited by Carla at 05:49, 2007-08-28

-- Edited by Carla at 06:09, 2007-08-28

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A dog always welcomes you home at the end of the day:  "Oh wow! You're home! That's great! We can go to the park, we can play ball, we can go for a ride in the car ...".

The cat looks at you and says "Who are you?".

-- Edited by Carla at 05:52, 2007-08-28

-- Edited by Carla at 06:45, 2007-08-28

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Carla wrote:


The cat looks at you and says, "Who are you?".


Mine used to just meow  when I got home.  This was cat speak for "bout time u got home, feed me."



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Carla wrote:

Dogs appreciate their human friends. You come home and a dog says, "Oh wow! You're home! That's great! We can go to the park, we can play ball, we can go for a ride in the car ...".

The cat looks at you and says, "Who are you?".



See, you're so lucky. The animals I encounter never talk to me. I guess they're just giving me the cold shoulder.

 



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My cat loves me. He wants me to hug him whenever I come home.

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In front of his superiors he is not shy, even becomes aggressive. He knows that business only then goes perfectly if the necessary tempo is set from the very beginning.


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my cat rox!

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Dogs don't wake the neighbourhood when they're feeling "frisky" in the wee hours of the morning.

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cats don't try to hump your leg :P

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cats don't try to hump your leg :P




 The absolute worst dogs for this I've found to be Chihuahua's... horniest little bastards ever.  lol



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Dogs don't get stuck in trees.

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Dogs don't use your furniture as a scratching post.

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Pfft.  Girl dogs don't try to hump your leg nod.gif ... much biggrin.

-- Edited by Carla at 12:49, 2007-08-28

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Yes. Dogs are great.

They welcome you when you're home.
Cats only come to you when they want something.

And when you go on vacation, dogs wanna go WITH you!
Cats can't be bothered about where you go.

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Dogs have been into space.

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Carla wrote:

Pfft.  Girl dogs don't try to hump your leg nod.gif ... much biggrin.

-- Edited by Carla at 12:49, 2007-08-28




I dunno...I've got a 6.5lb female dog (fixed) that humps my 12lb male cat (fixed).  Half the time he just sits there ignoring her.  The other half he's like, "what the hell??" and tries leaving.



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Carla wrote:

Dogs have been into space.




 Cats came from space.



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Oh no, I was wrong anyway. It looks like there've been some French cats in space. But not nearly as many cats in space as dogs.

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French cats are they best - they have all the style, as anyone who saw The Aristocats would tell you. Didn't all the animals who went into space on the early test flights die?  I suppose dogs are good at obeying orders, at least, if nothing else.


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Puppies never get stoned.

http://www.cbs46.com/news/14023650/detail.html

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